...so i touched it.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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