it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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