i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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