i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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