have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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