oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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