I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Randomize
