Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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