I don't usually arrange sex via text message
North Korea, Best Korea!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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