How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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