I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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