i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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