i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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