so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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