I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Panties = found
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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