Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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