lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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