Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My penis needs a shock collar
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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