you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Swine flu. Run for my life!
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
When are your genitals available?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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