do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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