I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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