i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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