I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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