i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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