just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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