Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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