Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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