Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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