For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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