so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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