I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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