If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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