i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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