Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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