Me. At least after what I've been through.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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