his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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