i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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