Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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