brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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