I'm drive I can fine osifer
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Naked. naked and bneed help.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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