I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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