I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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