he wants to bone in the snuggie
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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