Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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