I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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