Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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