And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Randomize
