dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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