just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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