just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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