i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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