I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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