I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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